Ode To Timmy (the world's fattest possum)

Timmy, oh Timmy,
Oh, what have we done?
We fed you and fed you,
Till you weighed half a ton!

Oranges, grapes,
and yes, biccies too,
We plied you with sweet treats,
because we loved you.

And rounder and rounder,
you sat in your chair,
With crumbs all around you,
And juice in your hair.

You said you were hungry,
We gave you our all,
And slowly you took on
The shape of a ball.

We killed you with kindness,
We know that it's true,
But we think you died happy,
As you took your last chew.

Timmy, oh Timmy,
Oh, what could we say,
As you rolled to the floor,
And waddled away?

Life is for living,
And always live big,
So here's to you, Timmy,
You were our little pig!